经典英语名言：有关婚姻的有趣引言（3）
By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
不管怎么说还是结婚吧，娶到好老婆，你会幸福；娶到坏女人，你将会成为哲学家。
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the
same thing. (Duane Dewel)
任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs
only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
光棍汉必须得绞尽脑汁才能和女人做爱，已婚男只需想出一个借口。
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)
我怎么知道做爱是咋回事儿？我是已婚男子。
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and
second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
撒谎是男孩的错误，情人的艺术，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to
drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are
disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了；女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married
men. (Oscar Wilde)
如今，所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉，而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the
woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
一个娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)
我可不担心什么恐怖主义，我都结婚两年了，。
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face
each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。
you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
不管怎么说还是结婚吧，娶到好老婆，你会幸福；娶到坏女人，你将会成为哲学家。
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the
same thing. (Duane Dewel)
任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs
only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
光棍汉必须得绞尽脑汁才能和女人做爱，已婚男只需想出一个借口。
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)
我怎么知道做爱是咋回事儿？我是已婚男子。
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and
second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
撒谎是男孩的错误，情人的艺术，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to
drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are
disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了；女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married
men. (Oscar Wilde)
如今，所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉，而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the
woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
一个娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)
我可不担心什么恐怖主义，我都结婚两年了，。
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face
each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。
不管怎么说还是结婚吧，娶到好老婆，你会幸福；娶到坏女人，你将会成为哲学家。
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the
任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs
光棍汉必须得绞尽脑汁才能和女人做爱，已婚男只需想出一个借口。
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)
我怎么知道做爱是咋回事儿？我是已婚男子。
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and
撒谎是男孩的错误，情人的艺术，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to
结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are
男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了；女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married
如今，所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉，而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the
一个娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)
我可不担心什么恐怖主义，我都结婚两年了，。
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face
By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
same thing. (Duane Dewel)
only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
men. (Oscar Wilde)
woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。
you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
same thing. (Duane Dewel)
only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
men. (Oscar Wilde)
woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。